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09 Oct 1998 The Ultrashag Manifesto 1.0
Indulge us momentarily, and step back a few years. Take off your shoes and socks and walk with us over the deepest pile floor covering you can imagine. What do you remember hating the most? Losing a piece of Lego in the shag carpeting in your parents family room? Or stepping on it, bare footed, a week later? We at Ultrashag are dedicated to rediscovering, revitalizing, and rust proofing the nihilistically retro image of the carpet everyone loves to hate. Except we don't hate it. Actually, if the truth be told, we don't love it either. But we all share a common bond. A curiously refreshing attachment to blended orange, three inch cut loop carpet. Have you had enough of that wussy sisal? We have. And I've never witnessed a berber having any attitude whatsoever. Need a reason to believe that there is a higher being? Get down. Get fuzzy. Get ultrashag.
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